This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
lets not forget this gem
cant believe we’re leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgot
and
ok but
and
and these ones too
I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
excuse me but:
where would we be withour kermit
can’t believe y'all forgot
Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?
I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes
if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.
Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.
Me initially:
Aaron Earned An Iron Urn
“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”
“Mmhmm”
I like how it cuts out right before he says “fuck Aaron”
The police aren’t helping you through this crisis
Nurses, health care workers, sanitation workers, retail workers, and food service workers are
sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should never have existed, but I don’t think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good. there would have been catsonas. there would have been so much nsfw cats fanart. a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again. there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we’ve never even seen before and now mercifully never will.
this was for the best.
sometimes - very rarely yes but sometimes - we’re reminded this isn’t the absolute worst timeline
A Really Refreshing Drink
A Refreshing Diet Drink
diet this p*ssy???@!
Diet What
Diet This What
